spEak You're bRanes

If you've ever looked at the comments section on the website of a newspaper and wondered why the people on there have ever been let out of the house (maybe they haven't that's what's wrong), you'll enjoy the blog spEak You're bRanes.  I just discovered it via an article in the Guardian's Guide today.  It basically highlights some of the most ignorant and bigoted posts on the BBC's Have Your Say section and takes the piss out of them.

For a while I've been in despair of the Scotsman's comments section (pick an article, they nearly all allow comments).  It's really no worse than any other similar facility, where the Have Your Say ranters seem to be English nationalists the Scotsman ones tend to be Scottish nationalists.  As I need to keep up with certain topics in the news in Scotland, it's a little hard to avoid the Scotsman (the Herald isn't much better) and I know I could not scroll to the comments, but you know, car crashes and all that.

I avoid the political news stories because they generally descend into 4,000 comments having the same argument they have every day.  But the comments that I do see match the Have Your Say ones in their use of the English language (if that is a concept still recognised by Scotsman commenters).  There's one guy who basically uses any news stories around women's health as a blog to tell people about he and his wife's infertility struggles, and occasionally, their sex life.  Now I recognise that infertility is no laughing matter and a real struggle for many, but I really don't need to read about the operations a stranger is having within a serious article on a national newspaper site.  Even better is the way he writes (from an article on the morning-after pill):

"It has not yet been decided if there will be an age limit on who can receive the pill."

Have you EVER Heard Soo Much Rubbish of differing Standards,?

Only yesterday we heard in the EEN, they were going to give this "Pill" out to 13year old girls, in our Schools!!

Soo Let me 'Understand this for a Mo!

Its 'OK' to 'Experiment' with a 13year old Girl, But NOT an older Woman,?

Whys That,?

Are you saying a,..'13year old' has 'NO VOICE' if and when things go wrong!?

Its OK  to give a 13year old the likes of, 'Cancer' 10years down the line, but not an Adult Woman!

Because in 'LAW' a 13year old is NOT an Adult!

It's always particularly entertaining when there's an article on the pill as he will claim women are being experimented on and then post a link to a really dodgy website to 'prove it'.  Any medical professional who links to genuine studies about it and tries to reason with him always fails.

Anyway, spEak You're bRanes, for when you've been reading too many news articles with commenting facilities and are in despair for humanity.

OMG lolzzz

Funny story via Boing Boing, Complaint Remover can apparently get rid of negative information about you or your company on the internet, so The Consumerist decided to see if they could get rid of lolcats.  Whilst the post is amusing in itself, read the comments as well.

Because that's what marriage is all about

Catching a man and the end of your life.  No wonder the divorce rate is what it is.  Here's a nice photo of the sunset this evening, taken with my new camera (the other one broke but they don't make it anymore so I got an upgrade) on sunset mode.  It didn't actually look this dramatic but nevermind:

Using the sunset mode on my new camera

Funny

Still got broadband, still surrounded by boxes and boxes and boxes.  Just been playing with StumbleUpon and was taken to The Worst Album Covers Ever Created?  Enjoy.

Also found The Cats' House, although it's being redone so it's only really a photo.

Get a life

A first life, anyway.  Via Boing Boing.

Sad news

I always link to Lesley Harpold's Advent Calendar and was sad to read that she has died.  I don't know anything about her other than she did lovely online advent calendars every year, shame.

Marketing, Amazon style

I'm used to getting 'as someone who has bought xxx, we thought you might be interested in xxx' emails from Amazon.  Today I got: 

As someone who has not previously purchased a MP3 player from Amazon, we thought you might be interested in our fantastic range of MP3 and digital audio        products and accessories.

Wonder how many more emails I'll get like this, given that I haven't previously purchased a shit-load of things from Amazon...

How to make your kids really hate you

Buy one of these and take 'hilarious' photos.

Via Rebecca's Pocket

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